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Photoshop Disasters
Thu, 05/29/2008 - 01:02 — deadprogrammer
Seetharaman Narayanan did more to alter reality than 99.99999999 percent of people in this world. It’s ridiculous how much the look of everything changed after Photoshop. All the ads, illustrations, all the graphics in the world look different than they did in the 70s and 80s. If you wish, Adobe website will give you a number of useful lessons on how to use Adobe trademarks, such as: “CORRECT: The image was enhanced using Adobe® Photoshop® software. and “CORRECT: The image was enhanced with Adobe® Photoshop® Elements software. Meanwhile everything I see around me in printed form has been photoshopped to death. These days when a professional digital camera is cheaper than a copy of Adobe® Photoshop® software and the streets of major cities are full of starving young models, the photoshopers out there would rather spend hours doing unnatural things with expensive stock photos. I could understand this if the companies who would be doing this were short on money. But you know, when the same crappy stock photo is used in an ad for Vagisil and an O’Reilly book cover? That’s ridiculous. There’s this blog that I’ve been reading lately called “Office Snapshots”. Recently they showed pictures of the offices of Vertrue. The seem to have spent more on a single chair than on the design of their “about us” page. Take a look: the title of the graphic boldly states “WHO WE ARE”. Judging by the graphic the answer is: “We are some smiling office drones from a crummy stock photo.” Another fun blog that I’ve been reading is Photoshop Disasters. They mock crummy designers. After reading it I started paying a bit more attention to the small details of various ads. It’s crazy how many disturbing details there are. For instance, just now, I picked up a copy of some magazine that my wife was reading. Literally the first ad that I saw had a 6-fingered model:
Alteration of reality in photographs is not a new phenomenon, of course. There’s a great book called “The Commissar Vanishes” about the way photographs were altered in the Soviet times, especially to disappear repressed individuals. Besides sequences of photos of Stalin together with “disappearing” commissars, there’s a portrait of Stalin done by a pretty incompetent painter. Stalin, upon seeing the picture, crossed out the ear and wrote the following: “This ear says that the artist is not well schooled in anatomy. J.Stalin.” “The ear screams and shouts against anatomy. J.S.” I don’t have a scan of that page, but believe you me, that ear was almost as disturbing much of the photoshopped models in today’s ads. |
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My name is Michael Krakovskiy, and this is my blog.
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100 Views of the Empire State Building project: I try to take 100 interesting photos of Manhattan’s (sadly) tallest building.
My Gastronomic Adventures: I eat weird food - from 13 year old New Coke to Durian and parasitic fungi.
My attempts to grow exotic plants: pineapples, coconuts, etc.
My photos, mostly of New York City.
My musings about architecture mostly illustrated with my own photos. Would you like to learn about a mental patient who died at 103 who served as a model for some very famous sculptures? How about Brooklyn’s ugliest building? How about a wooden skyscraper?
I find myself frequently writing about logos. The most popular article I ever wrote is about the redesigns of the Starbucks logo.
I wrote a series of “Best Sci-Fi You Haven’t Read” posts:
Psywarrior
Yes, Virginia There Is Synergy
Call Time Police - We’ve Got a Time Traveler
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It always shocks me when companies like Adobe object to the "verbing" of their trademarks-- it seems like the highest possible compliment to me.
They don't want compliments. They want trademarks to stay trademarks and not become generic expressions. On the other hand wanting something does not make it so.
My generation (I'm 67) used to say smugly that "photos don't lie!" WOW - what a road of rubbish. Photos have been lying for a long time, and gullible people believe what they "see". Just because words and pictures appear in print is unfortunately no guarantee of anything. Remember that, next time you read or see something. Now if I hear or see criticism of a person or group, I suspect that they/it must be good. Likewise with compromising photos!
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