The Battle Of Mega Phallic Symbols

Name: Team News Corp Length: 60′
Proud owner : Billionaire Tyrant
Helicopters: 0
Basketball Hoops: 0

Name: Skat
Proud owner:The Hungarian
Length: 233′
Helicopters: 1
Basketball Hoops: 0

Not so proud owner : Larry “Kill Bill” Ellison
Name: Katana (aka “Habitrails” because of its wraparound windows)
Length: 244’4″
Helicopters: 0
Submarine: 0
Basketball Hoops: 1

Name: Octopus
Proud owner: Paul “My Other Two Yachts Are Smaller, But The Third One Is A Spaceship” Allen

Name: Rising Sun
Soon To Be Proud Owner : Larry “How Come Allen’s Yacht Is Bigger Than Mine?” Ellison
Length: 452′

Length: 413’4″
Helicopters: 3
Submarine: 1
Basketball Hoops: 0

Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer have penises the size of the Empire State Building and because of that do not own yachts.