Tag: Akula class submarine

  • The Battle Of Mega Phallic Symbols

    Yacht
    Name: Team News Corp Length: 60′
    Proud owner : Billionaire Tyrant
    Helicopters: 0
    Basketball Hoops: 0

    Kiloyacht
    Name: Skat
    Proud owner:The Hungarian
    Length: 233′
    Helicopters: 1
    Basketball Hoops: 0

    Megayacht
    Not so proud owner : Larry “Kill Bill” Ellison
    Name: Katana (aka “Habitrails” because of its wraparound windows)
    Length: 244’4″
    Helicopters: 0
    Submarine: 0
    Basketball Hoops: 1

    Gigayacht
    Name: Octopus
    Proud owner: Paul “My Other Two Yachts Are Smaller, But The Third One Is A Spaceship” Allen

    Gibiyacht
    Name: Rising Sun
    Soon To Be Proud Owner : Larry “How Come Allen’s Yacht Is Bigger Than Mine?” Ellison
    Length: 452′



    Length: 413’4″
    Helicopters: 3
    Submarine: 1
    Basketball Hoops: 0

    Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer have penises the size of the Empire State Building and because of that do not own yachts.