Enema of the State

I am a caffeine aficionado. I mostly take it in form of espresso, but I don't mind getting my daily allowance from regular coffee, soft drinks and/or caffeine tablets. I've been known to spike tea with caffeine. But recently I learned about two other methods which are probably taking it too far:

  • As it is well known, chemicals are absorbed very rapidly through the colon. I hear of coffee enemas being taken by celebrities like Janet Jackson. Treat depression, my ass. Huh, that actually makes sense :)
  • Caffeinated soap. I am actually thinking about trying this one. I am just not sure that it actually delivers 250 mg per shower and does not just contain that much.
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