Tag: Television in the United States

  • Keep It Under Your Hat

    Thanks to John Kennedy the only people who wear hats these days are hipsters and cops. Hipsters do it ironically and cops have to. Cops don’t particularly like wearing hats, and the hats even have a special loop for attaching them to a belt carabiner.

    NYPD duty hats have a special little pocket in the lining. Over the years I noticed many interesting items in there: icons, shopping lists, wanted posters, family photos. By far the most common is this little card featuring Archangel Michael, the patron saint of law enforcement.

    It seems to be this particular holy card with a prayer on the back. Interesting to note that in Guido Reni’s painting from which this card was made, Michael holds a chain instead of a scale, his cape is pink, hair is longer, there are pink ribbons in his outfit, and there’s a very prominent nipple showing.

  • Mike Rowe

    For a while I’ve been steadily getting angry comments on my old post that mentioned the unfunny and annoying TV “personality” Mike Rowe. For a while I could not understand where these women were finding me, but then one of them explained that the my site shows up on first page of an image search for “rowe dirty jobs”.

    “Mike Rowe is hunky and I have terrific sex dreams about him. He has one of those personalities that can make you laugh at just about anything” – wrote one of them.

    While Rowe is indeed hunky, I still think that he could only be funny in this show. Now, I’d buy that for a quarter!

  • Tivo! Tivo! Tivo!

    Ok, I am a dork. A dork with a tricked out Tivo.
    So far I struggled through:
    * Installing TurboNet ethernet card
    * Installing a 120 gig drive instead of the two 20 gig drives that came with my Tivo
    * Getting telnet to work
    and finally, finally!
    *Installing Tivo Web

    One of the coolest features of Tivo Web is ability to undelete shows.

    Here is a list of my “season passes” that I grabbed with Tivo Web.
    (I would like to note that I don’t watch “Enterprise”. does.

    # | Show Name | Channel
    1 Futurama WNYW
    2 The Job COMEDY
    3 The Sopranos
    4 The Job WABC
    5 Sex and the City HBO
    6 Six Feet Under HBO
    7 ER WNBC
    8 Friends WNBC
    9 That ’70s Show
    10 Farscape SCIFI
    11 Firefly WNYW
    12 Enterprise WWOR
    13 The Simpsons WNYW
    14 The Man Show COMEDY
    15 Antiques Roadshow WNET
    16 Malcolm in the Middle WNYW
    17 Scrubs WNBC
    18 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation WCBS
    19 This Old House WNET
    20 NYPD Blue TNT
    21 Antiques Roadshow UK WLIW
    22 Insomniac With Dave Attell COMEDY
    23 New Yankee Workshop WNET
    24 Samurai Jack TOON
    25 Monk USA
    26 John Doe WNYW