Rubor, Dolor, Tumor, Color!
Found new LiveJournal community, med-school.livejournal.com. Oh, man! What was I missing!
“I was poking around in my cadaver today just kind of checking out the pelvis”
“I did a history and physical on a patient today with one of those “weird” problems”
“They flush out all the blood in our cadavers”
And most importantly:
“Getting a radioactive seed implant for prostate cancer is pretty humiliating. You get to lie on your back, spread eagle, while somebody shoves a phallic-shaped ultrasound up your ass [skip] My patient farted about 50 times during the procedure”