“It’s like racial harmony in your mouth “. Huh, it’s been years since I’ve had one. I did not know that it was such a New York thing though.
Blog
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Sometimes I Hate Being A Fat Dude On Atkins
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Space Odyssey 2004
My cubicle neighbor pointed out a very unsettling thing to me recently. In the end of the corridor there is …. TUM dum TUM dum TUM dum DUM … that monolith from Space Odyssey 2001. How freaky is that?
I actually measured it in Photoshop (I am not touching that thing). It’s roughly 1.733 x 3.856 (I don’t know which units Photoshop uses, but that doesn’t matter). A little bit of math – and yes, it is 4 x 9. I did not measure the width.I think it’s time for this:
By the way, Jesse sells originals of his comics ridiculously cheap. I bought this one a while back. -
That Community That We Talked About, Right?
Well, I created it. Go and subscribe to
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The Battle Of Mega Phallic Symbols
Yacht
Name: Team News Corp Length: 60′
Proud owner : Billionaire Tyrant
Helicopters: 0
Basketball Hoops: 0
Kiloyacht
Name: Skat
Proud owner:The Hungarian
Length: 233′
Helicopters: 1
Basketball Hoops: 0
Megayacht
Not so proud owner : Larry “Kill Bill” Ellison
Name: Katana (aka “Habitrails” because of its wraparound windows)
Length: 244’4″
Helicopters: 0
Submarine: 0
Basketball Hoops: 1
Gigayacht
Name: Octopus
Proud owner: Paul “My Other Two Yachts Are Smaller, But The Third One Is A Spaceship” Allen
Gibiyacht
Name: Rising Sun
Soon To Be Proud Owner : Larry “How Come Allen’s Yacht Is Bigger Than Mine?” Ellison
Length: 452′
Length: 413’4″
Helicopters: 3
Submarine: 1
Basketball Hoops: 0Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer have penises the size of the Empire State Building and because of that do not own yachts.
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Whaddya Mean You Haven’t Read Frank Herbert’s Dune?
Now, look, look at this picture and tell me that we are alone in this universe. This little Spacing Guild Navigator belongs to
. Having a pet capable of flying Heighliners is awesome, but I wonder how she can afford all that melange. 
While looking for a good picture of a Guild Navigator, I found this cool picture of
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Call To Community Creation
I am tired of reading crappy stuff. So I am going to start a community for creating the awesomest, greatest, most interesting and informative list of blogs. Objective too. Who’s with me?
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A Bucket Of Manhattan Bytes
A building in K-Town has this evil looking beaver above its entrance. The only explanation I can think of is that the owner of the building went to MIT and really HTFP. Having to fill out this form probably got to him or her.
Formerly known as “BOYS-ONLY-BVILDING”. This photo also reminds me that I really want a digital SLR with a tilt/shift lens.
A firehouse door had this sign on it in case you would like to report a fire in an old-fashioned way. The information might be a bit outdated – if I remember correctly alarm boxes (which are actually alarm telegraphs) are not operational anymore.
View from outside:
View from inside:
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Who Is The King Of New York Metrosexuals?
So, I sit down in my favorite seat on my favorite train and open the Fair und Balanced newspaper, ya? And what do I see? “Dmitry Paperny spends $60 a month more on grooming than fiancee Laura Rohrman.” And a full page photo of
and his fiancee as an illustration to the article about metrosexuals. Yes, yes, according to the article is a full-on flaming metrosexual. 
I have to say that being a closeted metrosexual myself, I mostly spend my money on books, electronics, bay items, tools, fishing stuff and cigars. I do have some Zirh “products” in the bathroom. So,
, you go boy!
