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  • Tivo! Tivo! Tivo!

    Ok, I am a dork. A dork with a tricked out Tivo.
    So far I struggled through:
    * Installing TurboNet ethernet card
    * Installing a 120 gig drive instead of the two 20 gig drives that came with my Tivo
    * Getting telnet to work
    and finally, finally!
    *Installing Tivo Web

    One of the coolest features of Tivo Web is ability to undelete shows.

    Here is a list of my “season passes” that I grabbed with Tivo Web.
    (I would like to note that I don’t watch “Enterprise”. does.

    # | Show Name | Channel
    1 Futurama WNYW
    2 The Job COMEDY
    3 The Sopranos
    4 The Job WABC
    5 Sex and the City HBO
    6 Six Feet Under HBO
    7 ER WNBC
    8 Friends WNBC
    9 That ’70s Show
    10 Farscape SCIFI
    11 Firefly WNYW
    12 Enterprise WWOR
    13 The Simpsons WNYW
    14 The Man Show COMEDY
    15 Antiques Roadshow WNET
    16 Malcolm in the Middle WNYW
    17 Scrubs WNBC
    18 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation WCBS
    19 This Old House WNET
    20 NYPD Blue TNT
    21 Antiques Roadshow UK WLIW
    22 Insomniac With Dave Attell COMEDY
    23 New Yankee Workshop WNET
    24 Samurai Jack TOON
    25 Monk USA
    26 John Doe WNYW

  • Photo Albums

    I hate cheapo photo albums. I just do. They come in all different sizes, have tacky covers, don’t look good on the bookshelf, often contain print destroying acid, etc. I hate them.

    I tried using these, but they are expensive, hard to open and hard to hold. They just don’t feel right.

    What is the best photo album that you know?

  • Hacks, TomFoolery, and Pranks

    Yesterday I came up with an idea about a subway hack. It goes something like this:
    1) Purchase, or even better, make a pretty porcelain tile or mosaic. Something like this.
    2) Purchase tile adhesive and grout.
    3) Sneak into the subway, remove one of the broken ugly white porcelain tiles and replace it with the one you brought.

    Of course, if caught, you’ll get into a lot of trouble. But that’s true about most hacks.

    P.S.

    I bet this is not an original idea.
    Googling….

    Faces in the tiles? Interesting.

    Gotta have these two books:
    “Subway Ceramics : A History and Iconography”
    “Walker Evans Subways and Streets”
    “Humanizing Subway Entrances: Opportunity on Second Avenue”
    “Ceramic Ornament in the New York Subway System”
    “Design For Transportation – 1995 National Awards”

    Unfortunately they are hard to find and expensive. Well, into my gargantuan wish list they go.

    Most of the old tiles were produced by Guastavino Fireproof Construction Company (didn’t know this, will research later)

    This is cool, but was rejected (well, it does look a little weird). Maybe instead of a whole wall they could use this in a small tile somewhere.

  • Porgie and Bass

    Went fishing on Pastime Princess. This time, besides a single skate and a few cunners I caught no throwback fish. I did catch three fat porgies and half a dozen sea bass. The one tog that I caught was short (under 14 inches) :(

    What sucked, was that the captain had trouble positioning the ship over shipwrecks (that’s where all the fish are) all morning. Finally, in the very last hour he anchored the ship correctly and people were catching “double headers” (two fish at a time) , but then it was time to go.

    And now it’s time for a game show! Let’s play “What the heck is this fish?”

  • Thanks,

    was absolutely right about Sheepshead Bay. Read all about it in

  • Errer

    This is a new grammatical low for me:

    “errer. You must specify report type, which can be sql or csvtext”

  • Nuts

    If you were selling roasted nuts in Times Square, this is what you would see

  • Postcard, Postcard on the Wall

    My cable connection is out, so here I am writing junk in my journal.

    was sending everyone at their request postcards when he went on vacation to Eliat. He sent me a nice postcard with a jelly fish. I put it up on my cubicle wall.

    Then I’ve got my order from spaceshack.com. Inserted in the order was a handwritten postcard with the picture of Earth from space.

    Hmm, I’ve got a theme going there.

    No, that’s not on the TV Guide cover, although it looks very much like him.

    Oh, yeah, gotta plug Spaceshack.com. Remember my post about NASA Meatball, Worm and Vector? Well, I finally decided what to put on my bathrobe. It’s going to be a NASA Meatball and a custom made NASA name tag (when you click on the link, it’s under the flight jacket). These are exactly the same as ones that real astronauts wear. Yeah, and I highly recommend Spaceshack for all your dorky NASA needs.

  • Great Fight With The Wall Warts and Holy Insurgency Against Wire Mayhem

    Want to learn how to lower your electric bill and organize your power cords? Then .

    Here is something I wanted to write up for while, but never had the time. But today I finished my book on my train ride to work, and now on my way back I have nothing to do, s I’ll write this up on my blackberry.

    Remember, I used to bitch about high electric bills. Well, I think I found a way to reduce them. I found a culprit. Its name is Wall Wart. It’s also known as a power adapter, 12 volt transformer and #$%^ thing that takes up two outlets at the same time.

    The sad fact is that most electronic appliances operate on a voltage that’s close to 12V. Since in US electrical grid mostly operates at 120V (a 240V line split into two) an a 120V to 12V transformer is needed.

    Why isn’t there a separate 12 V line? Well, 12V electricity doesn’t travel well, so there is no way to pipe it directly from the power plant. And in any case, all the devices use current at different amperage, different jacks are needed and some devices have built in transformers. In one word – legacy issues. Two words. Anyway, back to the story. So what do I hate wall warts?

    They are expensive. Did you ever try to buy a new charger for your cell phone? They cost a fortune. Without them electronics would be much cheaper.

    They consume from 1 to 20 Watts in standby mode. Here is an article about that. There are between 20 and 30 wall warts in my apartment. And they are hungry.

    They use up outlets.

    Their thin wires create a mess, the plugs that go into the device often pop out inconveniently.

    They generate heat.

    They are ugly.

    I hate them. I looked in vain for a universal power supply that would be able to feed all the devices, but I could not find any (same story with the personal power meter btw.)

    Well, my solution is pretty simple. I went out and bought a bunch of power strips (ones with fat slots for wall warts). Then the hard part – I rounded up all the wall warts. I found a few from devices that I no longer used. Those went to my junk box.

    Then I separated the wall warts that should always be on (phone and answering machine) and plugged them into their own strip. My computer and all devices connected to it went onto a second power strip. My wife’s computer and it devices went onto the third. I’ve done the same thing with the entertainment center. Tivo and cable box went onto one strip, everything else – onto another.

    Whew. Now I turn off all the unnecessary devices at once. And the bill for last month was $20 lower than the one for the same month a year ago. Of course it’s not a good way to compare, but I’ll keep checking.

    And if you read this far, here is a bonus rant. Did you ever try to mount a power strip on a wall? Most power strips have these nasty little keyholes on the back. You are supposed to make a paper template, screw in 2 or four screws and hang the power strip on those. There is no margin for error there. The screws must have correctly sized heads, must line up precisely, and be at the right angle with the wall. Of course, when you hang the strip it will look skewed. And when you’ll hang it straight, the screws will pop out of the sheetrock wall when you pull on it. Aaaaaaaargh.

    Now to the solution. At first I experimented with drilling holes. That way I could just mount it on the wall with a few screws through the body of the strip. Well, it doesn’t work on all strips. On most I would have to drill diagonal holes or risk destroying the wiring.

    The final solution is simple: I epoxy two pieces of hard plastic to the back of the strip, leaving a few inches sticking out. Drill two holes through that – and voila – instant hanging brackets.

  • We’ll Take Your Money

    No, I am not talking about NYU here, even though “We’ll Take Your Money” is its unofficial motto. The official one is “Perstare et Praestare” – “To Persevere and Excel”. Yep, not PowerPoint. Excel.

    Hmm, I wonder what other interesting unofficial mottos other colleges have. Brooklyn College’s official motto is “Nil Sine Magno Labore” – “Nothing Without Great Effort”. I know that firsthand. This is especially true about registering for classes. There is no popular unofficial motto, but if there was one, it would probably be pretty profane.

    Cornell’s “Deus Et Humanitas” – “God and Humanity” is sometimes mistranslated as “God Went To Cornell”. And MIT’s “Mens et Manus” doesn’t mean “A man and his hand”. Well, what can expect from them, their mascot is a beaver.

    Whoops, I got sidetracked. I wanted to write about charities. You see, I use Yahoo!Shopping a lot. As you spend money, they give you points. You can get some crappy merchandise for those points or you can also donate the points to a charity from http://www.guidestar.org. There are 850,000 charities in their database. Pretty interesting. If you search, let’s say, for “goat”, you can find “American Dairy Goat Association”. Search for “butt” brings forth hilarious results, like
    “Friends of the Butt-Holdsworth Memorial Library”
    “Charles C. Butt Foundation”
    “HE Butt Foundation”
    “Hurl Butt Street School House, Inc.”
    and absolutely bizzare
    “AMERICAN LEGION SN345 COLE-OGLE-BUTT”

    And they all can take your money.

    Me? I am going to donate those points to my usual charity – The International Dark-Sky Association.