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  • Michael Krakovskiy 7:35 am on November 15, 2006 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , DC Comics, , Jericho, , Rose of Jericho, That store, ThinkGeek,   

    Rose of Jericho 

    Once again I spent a good chunk of Saturday in the Brooklyn Botanic Garden with my wife and daughter. As usual, I left some money in the gift shop. That store often makes me regret buying an apartment and not a house. Instead of a microscopic Brooklyn backyard I only have a couple of not very sunny windowsills. Still, I can’t resist buying an plant or two. Some die quickly, some — after a long battle with unfavorable conditions, and some thrive despite all odds. The palm did not survive, for instance, but the pineapple sent up a second shoot and is feelin’ fine.

    This time though, I bough a plant that isn’t afraid of the browniest thumb in existence. For the princely sum of $2.95 I bought a baggie containing the Rose of Jericho of which I’ve heard so much ThinkGeek charges 7.99 for one.

    As advertised, the dried out plant unfurls and turns green in about 24 hours.

    Now, there’s a plant that is chock-full-o-symbolism. Religious, blog-related, etc.

    While it might be the perfect plant for a chronic cubicle dweller, it’s probably a good idea not to keep it in a bowl of water, as it might start growing smelly algae and other nasty stuff. I transplanted it into a pot of soil, and it looks like now I have a plant that is next to impossible to kill. The Superman of plants. Or something like that.

    To commemorate the occasion I made this blurry, yet somewhat interesting movie with my webcam. I always wanted to make one of these stop motion dealies and to check out google video interface. Here it is, in its full blur-o-vision glory.

     
  • Michael Krakovskiy 12:53 pm on March 2, 2004 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , DC Comics, , , , metal handle, Office Space, , Static,   

    My Life At Penetrode or Is It Good For The Company? 

    Every morning the metal handle of the hallway door at work gives me a good ‘ol dose of static shock. This has been happening for the last four years. And only now I realize how “Office Space” this is.

    There must be hundreds of other people on my floor who get that same static shock every morning. I wonder how wide spread is it. Do you get a daily dose of static shock from a door handle where you work?

    Maybe it’s some form of thought control. Or maybe they generate electricity that way. Who knows..

    I am so ordering my red Swingline

    I am thinking about starting a protest website GAA – “Geeks Against Annoyances”. The top 4 things on the agenda will be:
    1) Wall warts
    2) Cheap Ass Go Off Every 10 Minutes Car Alarms
    3) Fluorescent Lamps Of Death
    4) Door handles that shock you at work.

     
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