Correct Form Of Mythology

just loves to rant about how the majority Americans are ignorant, uneducated and not worldly at all like his beloved Europeans.

He would not let me live down the following hilarious comments from the excellent post in :

: “i took this with my picture phone, so in case you can’t tell: it’s a dog with boys (maybe men, but definitly of the male gender) sucking on it’s nipples. a very angry looking dog, i might add.

eta: so apparently this is from a story in greek, er, roman mythology. thanks for the info kids. but i still think its ugly. :B”

: “someone not study greek mythology in ancient history class as a kid?”

: “Ten bucks eh? I’d bid on it, just because I like the story of Romulus and Remus. Woot, greek mythology”

: “Even more w00t: saying the correct form of mythology. It’s Roman (founders of Rome), not Greek”

: “And incidentally, that statue looks more like a hyena to me, but ancient civilizations aren’t known for their realistic art I suppose.”

Having gone to one of the 12 toughest schools in New York I think it’s much more important to learn how not to have a photo phone stolen than to learn about “non-realistic Greek hyena statues”.

Space Odyssey 2004

My cubicle neighbor pointed out a very unsettling thing to me recently. In the end of the corridor there is …. TUM dum TUM dum TUM dum DUM … that monolith from Space Odyssey 2001. How freaky is that?

I actually measured it in Photoshop (I am not touching that thing). It’s roughly 1.733 x 3.856 (I don’t know which units Photoshop uses, but that doesn’t matter). A little bit of math – and yes, it is 4 x 9. I did not measure the width.

I think it’s time for this:

By the way, Jesse sells originals of his comics ridiculously cheap. I bought this one a while back.

The Battle Of Mega Phallic Symbols

Yacht
Name: Team News Corp Length: 60′
Proud owner : Billionaire Tyrant
Helicopters: 0
Basketball Hoops: 0

Kiloyacht
Name: Skat
Proud owner:The Hungarian
Length: 233′
Helicopters: 1
Basketball Hoops: 0

Megayacht
Not so proud owner : Larry “Kill Bill” Ellison
Name: Katana (aka “Habitrails” because of its wraparound windows)
Length: 244’4″
Helicopters: 0
Submarine: 0
Basketball Hoops: 1

Gigayacht
Name: Octopus
Proud owner: Paul “My Other Two Yachts Are Smaller, But The Third One Is A Spaceship” Allen

Gibiyacht
Name: Rising Sun
Soon To Be Proud Owner : Larry “How Come Allen’s Yacht Is Bigger Than Mine?” Ellison
Length: 452′



Length: 413’4″
Helicopters: 3
Submarine: 1
Basketball Hoops: 0

Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer have penises the size of the Empire State Building and because of that do not own yachts.

A Bucket Of Manhattan Bytes

A building in K-Town has this evil looking beaver above its entrance. The only explanation I can think of is that the owner of the building went to MIT and really HTFP. Having to fill out this form probably got to him or her.

Formerly known as “BOYS-ONLY-BVILDING”. This photo also reminds me that I really want a digital SLR with a tilt/shift lens.

A firehouse door had this sign on it in case you would like to report a fire in an old-fashioned way. The information might be a bit outdated – if I remember correctly alarm boxes (which are actually alarm telegraphs) are not operational anymore.

View from outside:

View from inside:

TT: Though Tally : Linkage Galore

* “iTimeMachine – a mere $5 let you travel back into the heady days of the end of last century” or “Office party like it’s 1995”.

* God is a member of AAA

* Doesn’t this picture from Cassini Imaging Team’s website just give you a major case of heebie-jeebies (turns out this technical term was invented by the author of the original Google)?

* After reading Kitchen Confidential I though that the wild life was typical only of cooks in New York’s fancy-pants restaurants. Nope, I was wrong. The same sort of stuff is routinely happening at IHOPs in the middle of nowhere. Well, not to say that is doesn’t continue happening in Manhattan’s restaurants. Yep, right through the pants.