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Why me, Lord? Where have I gone wrong? I’ve always been nice to
people. I don’t drink or dance or swear. I’ve even kept Kosher just to
be on the safe side. I’ve done everything the bible says, even the
stuff that contradicts the other stuff.

Ned Flanders in [4F07] Hurricane Neddy

See Ask Moses: Can I feed my pet non-kosher food?