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  • Lunch Time Post I : Now, About That Lunch…

    finally started a blog. To offset this sign of weakness he is planning a round the world trip in his airplane. Maybe he’ll finally visit me in New York and we’ll go out for lunch. I haven’t had lunch with anybody other than my wife or co-workers in a very long time.

  • I See a Gondola. Impulse Speed, Engsin. We Are Off to the Races!

    News in photography from : How to take “Panasonic” pictures.

    From The drama with tandems, gondolas and POGs in Sears.

    Now, store display, design and marketing always fascinated me. So I did a bit of digging around:

    Apparently this is a gondola (the long shelves) with end caps :
    (from http://www.leggettsfg.com/)

    Tandems seem to be Sears specific type of shelving. I wonder, who invented gondola shelves and why made that person name them so.

    I found Glossary of Aftermarket Terms and dug this stuff up:

    SKU: Stock Keeping Unit. Refers to each single item carried by a retailer. Every color, style and item having its own vendor or vendee number has its own SKU.
    Keystone: A markup of 100% or more.
    Loss Leader: A high-demand product such as motor oil or spark plugs, sold at cost or below to draw customers into a store.
    Velocity Price: Pricing system based on relative movement within a product line (usually discounting faster moving items more deeply than slower movers).
    Ad Slicks: Black and white reproducible artwork used for packaging and advertising.

    When I was working on online stores, I once asked in a meeting what SKU stood for. Interestingly enough nobody knew the correct answer. I looked it up on the Net later.

    You know those strings of items that festoon the shelves that we now know are called gondolas?
    (image from http://www.hubert.com)

    Apparently those are called “impulse strips”. When will they come up with warp strips?

    Now, this is an interesting name for a suprmarket layout:
    (taken from http://www.discountshelving.com)
    (Illustration 1) Racetrack Layout
    Racetrack Layout consists of a main aisle that will lead customers from the front area, around the whole store, and leads them at the check out counter. It is designed for two-way traffic that directs customers to what they are looking for.

  • The Engineer’s Itch

    On Saturday I’ve got the Engineer’s Itch. You know, the itch to take apart something that is working perfectly well and try to improve it. To scratch it I added a second video card and a monitor to my computer.

    All I had in my box-o-junk was an old video card and a crappy 15 inch monitor, but even with that a dual monitor desktop is absolutely awesome. It works really great with Photoshop – I can move all the annoying toolbars to the left screen. I also moved the mess of shortcuts, install files and folders with junk to the left. Now my main desktop is very clean and organized.

    It’s great for having multiple browser windows open, doing some reading during long and annoying installs (you can have a non-resizable window on the first monitor and another one on the second). Ok, next step is to buy decent lcd monitors and setting them up like that. I don’t want to go back to a single monitor setup.

  • 999

    The scary thing about the newer Rockefeller center buildings is that from Times Square they look kind of like the perished World Trade Center towers. If you add outright “satanistic” “999 Pharmaceutical” and “DOG” ads and a jet plane trail, the picture becomes even scarier.

  • Culinary Adventures In K-Town

    One of my favorite places to eat out when I feel depressed is the row of Korean restaurants on 32nd street. My life seems to be saturated with tsures lately, so I dragged my wife there on Monday.

    That area is known as K-Town, Koreatown or Little Korea even though it’s just one city block (32nd between Broadway and 5th). It’s a very interesting place. Towering over it is the Empire State Building.

    The street is composed mostly of traditional Korean restaurants,

    gleaming cafes (I wish I could have some bubble tea or other types of the sweet sweet goodness that they sell there)

    and other businesses sprinkled in between.

    What I usually go for is Korean BBQ. It works like this: you sit at a special table with a fire pit in the middle. The waiter places hot coals into it with a well practiced movement. Every time I see that maneuver I think about how much their insurance must cost them. Then they bring you your choice of raw meat, seafood or vegetables and you proceed to grill it. You also get a ton of little side dishes, souses and very fresh lettuce leaves to wrap your grilled food in.

    I really like food wrapped in lettuce. I even thought about opening a little street vendor cart selling lettuce wraps. Lettuce wraps in my opinion are much better than burgers. They are Atkins friendly too.

    Korean BBQ is not extremely cheap – expect to pay $15-20 per dish (and even though you don’t get a lot of meat, combined with side dishes and lettuce it’s a filling meal). You also have to order at least two dishes to be seated at the grill table. I highly recommend marinated tongue.

    Another unusual food that I tried there is raw beef. It’s very fresh and is served marinated and very cold. Great stuff.

  • More LN2 Stuff (with hey-hey-hey-it-hurts-me)

    Ok, remember, when working with LN2 do not wear open-toed shoes. Otherwise there is a high probability of you having to perform LN2 ballet. is pretty good. would probably also enjoy this post.

    Sunday’s Foxtrot comic is about LN2 icecream.

  • Even Swans Are Tough In NYC

    posted a link to an article about a dog-eating catfish that died in the German city of Moenchengladbach. This kind of reminded me about a family of swans that used to live in a lake in Central Park. They became famous in 2000 for killing Donna Karan’s Jack Russell terrier that stupidly tried to swim to the couple’s nest. Now one of the swans was found dead and another one is missing. I think I might have a photo of the swans somewhere in my photo archive.

  • Back Me Up, Baby

    This is very embarrassing. I have been without a decent data backup strategy for a very, very long time. Yesterday I finally did something about it. My backup setup is rather ghetto – a 120 gig hard drive (about $100 bucks at a friendly neighborhood computer store) and a USB 2.0 enclosure (another 50 bucks). For software I used the backup utility that comes with Windows 2000. At least now my photos and mp3s that took forever to rip from my scratched up cds live in more than one place. Why didn’t I do that before? Because I am a lazy moron.

    Later on I will probably put together a backup server with a couple of 200 gig drives (about $200 a pop) that will do backups automatically over the network every couple of days. I will also probably take a look at books about how backups are done professionally. I mean, ideally I should have had an off-site backup service. But one look at what those cost sent me reeling. Besides, it would take some bandwidth to upload or download in case of a crash 30-50 gigs worth of files. I also looked at tapes, but cartridges often cost more than equivalent hard drives, and the drives themselves are not very cheap. I don’t really see a better affordable way to keep backups right now.

  • It’s Almost Lunch!

    Happy Friday, everyone.

    Had a pretty good dream this morning. I was working on a project with . We were building a gigantic mecha robot. I was surprised with the efficiency of my work. I accomplished much more than I thought I would. My task was building a whole bunch of rack mounted compartments, including the main radio. The robot was about the size of the 5 story building I live in.

    I guess this dream is pretty easy to interpret. First of all I am planning to rebuild all of my computers in inexpensive rack mount cases (these things sell for about $60-100 a pop on eBay). I’ll also probably get a cheap and slow, but sexy 1 unit rack mount computer for an mp3 file server, home automation and other always-on type services. They are also within a range of a few hundred dollars on eBay.

    Second, I came up with an idea last night. There’s an application that I want to write. First I got to make sure nobody else has written it already. It’s gonna be extra awesome!

    Now for a bunch of unrelated cool news:

    1) Google started spidering livejournal and other blogs again! Sergey probably read my rant and repented. Yep, that’s what it must have been. Oh, and google’s new toolbar is so damn awesome. It even has a popup blocker. http://www.livejournal.com/users/deadprogrammer has pagerank of 4, but deadprogrammer.com – of 1. Link to me more, people.

    2) Some Cubans tried to reach the US Junkyard Wars style, in a 1951 Chevy with pontoons and an engine driven prop. I can’t believe Coast Guard sent them back. That just sucks!

  • Memex Ahoy!

    You’ll see, you’ll see. We will be all using memexes instead of the horrible pee-cees of today. It looks like even hardware is moving in that direction now. The first harbinger – dual displays are becoming almost commonplace.

    For years it was possible to stick more than one video card into a box, hook a few monitors and have a two screened desktop in most modern windowing systems. Even Windows. Especially Windows.

    But having two huge CRT monitors is not a picnic – they took up too much desk space, generated too much heat. And don’t forget radiation. But guess what – lcds are dirt cheap these days. Well, maybe if gold containing ore was dirt, but still they are kind of affordable. And multi flat monitor setups are so fricking amazing!

    Ladies and gentlemen, start your droolers.

    This was pure underwear soiling goodness from 9xmedia. Those are not cheap. But this is just one of the many, many different dual monitor products on the market. Check out this gallery of multi monitor setups. I will probably splurge on a 17 inch flat panel and a nice dual head video card for now. Should cost me about $600. I’ll keep my 5 year old CRT as the second monitor for now.