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What's All this Then?

My name is Michael Krakovskiy, and this is my blog.

Here’s what you might find interesting:
100 Views of the Empire State Building project: I try to take 100 interesting photos of Manhattan’s (sadly) tallest building.

My Gastronomic Adventures: I eat weird food - from 13 year old New Coke to Durian and parasitic fungi.

My attempts to grow exotic plants: pineapples, coconuts, etc.

My photos, mostly of New York City.

My musings about architecture mostly illustrated with my own photos. Would you like to learn about a mental patient who died at 103 who served as a model for some very famous sculptures? How about Brooklyn’s ugliest building? How about a wooden skyscraper?

I find myself frequently writing about logos. The most popular article I ever wrote is about the redesigns of the Starbucks logo.

I wrote a series of “Best Sci-Fi You Haven’t Read” posts:

Psywarrior
Yes, Virginia There Is Synergy
Call Time Police - We’ve Got a Time Traveler

Other topics that interest me include NYPD, New York City subway system, Japan, and things made out of titanium. On top of all of that, I seem to be interested in pigeions and Rupert Murdoch.

Dear reader, please browse around. You are sure to find something interesting. I could really use some help in bringing in readership: subscribe to the rss feed, digg the stories (there’s a convenient button at the bottom of every article), link to my blog from yours, write some comments. I put in a lot of effort into writing, and I really appreciate your attention.

If you don’t want all this pseudo-intellectual and want some lolcats? Please don’t go away. Here, I have that stuff too. Here, here’s another. And another. And another. I lied about not posting cat pictures.



The Naked Barrista

I haven’t written about one of my very expensive but ultimately rewarding hobbies for a while, so I will try to correct this. You see, I like espresso and espresso based drinks. One of these days I’ll write a long post about everything that I ever learned about making them, but for now, here’s a short progress report.

There are hundreds of cooking shows these days. Even the British, famous for their indigestible cuisine, field two awesome shows: The Naked Chef and Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares. All of a sudden, London is referred to “City of Chefs.” In any case, I am sure that both Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsay prepare very tasty meals in their restaurants. But I am also pretty sure that if you order an espresso or a cappuccino there, you’ll get the undrinkable crud. Jamie Oliver, for instance has a FrancisFrancis! - a beautifully designed, but highly mediocre espresso machine in his home kitchen. Would one show about coffee and coffee training for celebrity chefs and their restaurant staff be too much to ask for?

As my financial means increased, I’ve progressed through a series of espresso machines. For a year or so I’ve been a proud owner of a Reneka Techno. It’s a common choice amongst espresso enthusiasts who always wanted a La Marzocco machine, but finally gave up, as new ones cost too much (around 6K) and used ones are hard to come by and troublesome. The scarcity of used La Marzocco machines is a mystery to me - Starbucks replaced almost all machines that it used to own with superautomatics of unknown to me make, reportedly forcing the closure of the US La Marzocco factory. Where did they all go?

Anyway, strange as it is, but a French company, not an Italian one is making a machine that mostly replicates a La Marzocco for home users. So, what separates this machine from hundreds of competing espresso makers?

Well, for starters it uses a rotary pump instead of the most common vibratory one. Rotary pumps give a steady pressure, unlike vibratory ones that provide the same pressure in a series of very rapid pulses. This is similar to analogue vs. digital sound, and just slightly less controversial, as the results are easier to compare. For the record, I like analog sound better too.

The second highly desirable feature is the separate high powered steam/water boilers. Add to that a digital temperature control circuit tunable to 1F and you got yourself a great machine. With this little bit of digital trickery you get in-boiler temperature stability that the bigger machines get through great size and painstaking adjustment. The temperature stability at the group (the coffee holder) is another question altogether, but it’s not bad there too.

Of course, to get all that you have to suffer some difficulties - like having a 220V outlet installed. This is not too difficult - you just need to have access to two 120V lines on a different phase and have your electrician put in a special circuit breaker. You also need a direct water connection, as rotary pump machines don’t have water tanks and need to take in water at water line pressure. This is not too difficult as well - you need to have your plumber to lead a flexible copper water line from the sink. If you install the machine near the sink, you can also tie the coffee machine’s drain into the sink drain. I am not as lucky - my machine drains into a big vase.

Here is my Reneka Techno with the side cover removed. You can see the pump as well as the badly placed pressure gauge. Pressure is adjustable, mine is set at about Schomer-recommended 8.5 bar.

A new trend in espresso shot-pulling is the so-called naked portafilters. Techno came with an extra portafilter, which I had modified at Home-Espresso.com for only $25. The idea is that you get to see the cream formation and flow of espresso though the filter bottom, noting the evenness of extraction. Also, crema touches fewer surfaces, ending up mostly in the cup.

I’ve ordered some coffee from Victorola, this is a shot of their Streamline Espresso. The crema looks a little light, but espresso did not taste sour at all. Is that the mysterious “tiger flecking”? I don’t know. In any case, this was a trial shot, I’ll keep playing with my new toy and new coffees from Victorola.

I am sad to announce my continuing suckage at the fine craft of latte art. Look and laugh at this misshapen rosetta. Ewww. Well, practice makes perfect.



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Comments

Tue, 08/30/2005 - 12:48 — Dave (not verified)

re. decent coffee in London

Whoever finds themselves in Central London and needs to find a decent coffee that’s not part of a multi-national chain, then you must, repeat, must go to the Monmouth Coffee House, 27 Monmouth Street in Covent Garden (near Seven Dials) www.monmouthcoffee.co.uk. They also have a shop at the now famous Borough Market near London Bridge. It is just not possible to better the coffee they serve.

Wed, 08/31/2005 - 21:27 — Anonymous

Anyway, nice try. Could you explan what is your mistake at a glance? I’d like to try this.

Thu, 09/01/2005 - 05:53 — deadprogrammer

Latte art mistake? Well, it’s that I suck at creating microfoam correctly and I also suck at that peculiar wrist movement that you got to do to get a good rosetta. It just takes some practice, that’s all.

Sun, 09/11/2005 - 02:23 — Michael (not verified)

Regarding the displaced Starbucks Marzocco machines… the lot was bought up by a company in uppper NY called Tagex, and it slowly being auctioned off via EBay. Unfortunately the majority of these machines are in terrible condition, and require tons of restorative work :(

Sun, 09/11/2005 - 02:37 — deadprogrammer

Wow, you are right. There’s a 3 group Linea at about 700 bucks with 24 hours to go up there now. Hmmm. Well, too bad - I am already set with Reneka. Thanks for the tip!

Fri, 09/16/2005 - 12:47 — Anna Tolis (not verified)

Covent Garden in London has a new cafe in Mercer Street (with free wireless internet) and they use Bullet coffee. I think it actually tastes better than Monmouth, who haven’t really changed in years. Rather than offering many different origins, looks like Bullet just produce one blend that tastes the best. It is also fair trade and organic, which is great because I find a lot of fair trade stuff does not live up to the hype in London.

You can order it direct from Bullet Coffee or buy it from the cafe. Interesting about the naked portafilter, will have to give that a try!

Wed, 09/28/2005 - 13:00 — David Kaspar (not verified)

I recently visited Cafe Vergnano on 62 Charing Cross Road, London.

I was served possibly the best double machiato ever. Two in a row :-)

Thu, 07/27/2006 - 01:04 — Anonymous

Starbucks has kept all of their La Marzocco’s. They are sitting in the facilities buildings collecting dust. Thousands of them. What a waste, huh?

Mon, 08/18/2008 - 15:59 — JO (not verified)

I don't want every coffee I drink to taste the same - even if it is perfection, I like to think as coffee as a journey of discovery to find the best bean from the best place served in the best surroundings - as a coffee lover I'll expect that it'll take all my life and I'm enjoying testing them all!

Mon, 08/18/2008 - 17:24 — deadprogrammer

I don't think achieving absolute consistency in coffee making is possible even with a temperature and pressure controlled machine. Every cup is different. Do you really need coffee from a stale pod spoiled by temperature fluctuation to taste the difference?

To make great espresso you need a really good machine and fresh coffee - not a pod. Would you make ceviche from a month old frozen salmon? Would you cook souse vide without a thermometer?

If drip-style coffee is what you want, you don't even spend a fortune. Aeropress device costs something like $20, but produces same results as a $25K Clover machine that you can't even buy anymore. You still need a thermocouple thermometer, a good grinder and good beans, but still, that should leave about $25K in your pocket.

If you want, shoot me an email or find me on skype (deadprogrammer) - I can give you some very good pointers about proper coffee preparation. Ooh, this reminded me - flavour shaker is now sold by Amazon! I'm so getting one.

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