Jeff Bezos from Greznte, Slovakia has a scary Amazon wishlist featuring "Special Forces Guerrilla Warfare Manual", "Total Resistance", "150 Questions For A Guerrilla", "On Guerrilla Warfare" and "Everyman's Talmud". Please don't buy him anything. He's probably up to no good.

Jeff Bezos from Seattle, WA who works at Amazon.com, is known for his laugh and Austin Powers costume likes Aunt Lizzie's Zero Carb Cheese Straw Bites so much that "[his] mouth is watering as [he writes] this". I bought a box of them too, and Jeff did not lie. They are pretty damn good. I wonder, if I'll buy him something from his wishlist, will he send me a "thank you" email? Then again, he must have a better discount than I do...

Also sometimes he time-travels.