It’s The Amazing Drinking Game Official Rules!

Take a sip of 10 year old Talisker when:

  • Kathy writes about her 133t project management skillz
  • Kathy writes about her 133t fencing skillz
  • Kathy writes about her 133t money-making skillz
  • Kathy writes about her cleancut good looks, a nice manner, and looking good in simple, well-made clothes and overall l33t classiness
  • Kathy writes about her super 133t real estate skillz
  • Kathy crunches some numbers

Take a small gulp of 18 year old Glenlivet when:

  • Kathy crunches some numbers on what it costs to raise a baby
  • Schmenkie makes an appearance
  • A digital representation of deity’s name is saved from possible printing out and defacing by replacing letter “o” with a dash
  • The devil takes the form of Kathy’s brother in law makes an appearance
  • Noah’s digestive system is discussed
  • It’s a tale of two bathroom storage towers or some other piece of well made furniture
  • Parents-in-law make an appearance and do something “unfuckingbelievable”
  • Mormon fiasco is mentioned

Take a big gulp of 25 year old Talisker when:

  • Laundry Butler makes an appearance
  • Noah’s status at college is described as “godlike”. Whoops.
  • Something is enveloping Kathy like a cloak