Tag: Electronic games

  • Daddy’s Little Narc

    For many years I’ve been passing a DEA museum that was located right in Times Square. Once, after work, I had a bit of time to kill, so I decided to see what was inside. Although there was a bit of a wait to get in as all the visitors’ bags had to be checked, the admission was free. I am glad I went there, as the museum is now closed. I have no idea how they could afford the rent.

    The expected, yet educational portion of the exibits was not particularly interesting. Bongs, rolling papers, pipes and old Laudanum bottles. Big whoop.

    Ecstasy tablets with funny logos and such. Also not very exciting.

    But I think the people who came up with the idea of this museum and funded it smoked some of the exhibits, as the big installation pieces were rather artistic and surreal.

    There was this interactive exhibit where you stand in what looks like a cheap motel room, but then you flick a switch and a wall slides over, showing you that your hypothetical neighbor is probably engaged in some illicit activities.

    Even more surreal was a recreation of a Columbian cocaine lab, right in front of a glass window facing a busy Manhattan street.

    Unfortunately it was late and the gift shop was closed and dark, but I spied this adorable little item:

  • Broken Metaphors

    John Travolta vehicle “Broken Arrow” has made colorful DoD slang pertaining to nuclear weapon “whoopsies” popular . Here’s an official version, and here’s how I understand them. With examples, of course.

    Nucflash
    Detonation or unauthorized launch of a nuclear weapon that might start a war
    What Captain Kong did in “Dr. Strangelove

    Broken Arrow
    Like Nucflash, but without war starting and stuff
    What Jack Bower did in a “24” episode

    Empty Quiver
    Nuclear weapon stolen or misplaced
    What evil Scientologist John Travolta did in “Broken Arrow” (ironic, I know)

    Rogue Spear
    Empty Quiver is confirmed
    Again evil Scientologist , blah blah.

    Bent Spear
    Major accident where a nuke gets dropped, damaged or even burned, but does not detonate
    Something like this

    Dull Sword
    Guard asleep, weapon duct taped to the plane, etc. Business as usual
    Hiring people who did this, snapped a photo and posted it on the web.

    Faded Giant
    Nuclear power plant meltdown
    What Homer Simpson did in numerous episodes of “The Simpsons

    With capitalism being what it is, makes the best of a somber situation. In case of Broken Arrow you can always order some flowers from Broken Arrow Florists.

  • BERT is Evil

    I am still without DSL. Speakeasy level 2 tech ran something called BERT (which turened out to be Bit Error Rate Test), and need some more tests which hopefully will happen this evening.

    BERT is evil.