Cash register nunismatics

I spent two long summers working the seafood counter at Nathans at Coney Island. One of the few joys of a retail job like that is looking for foreign coins in the cash register at the end of the shift.

I was freshly reminded of that this morning, noticing that some generous soul donated what looks like 5 shekels at the local Dunkin Donuts.


A lame startup idea occured to me: building a coin counting machine that would OCR all the coins, sorting out any coins that have a nunismatic value higher than face value.

uni

Did you know that you can buy a whole wooden box of uni for 15.99 in K-Town? Uni is sea urchin “caviar”, the creamiest ingredient in the world, the second most oohed and aahed over thing on the original Iron Chef show (after “broth of vigor” aka dashi), the thing that you overpay for at the fancier sushi restaurant where it is doled out in smallest portions ever?

Well, you can. It cures a mild bout of depression if consumed in one sitting, with good quality soy sauce and guttural cat-like growling.

Presidential Visit

Once again most of Inc and FastCompany staffers spent hours gawking at the spectacle of our president visiting WTC site.

We could see the snipers on the WTC memorial

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And on the top of Century 21 (as well as a few other buildings)

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Our senator has arrived

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The firemen lined up

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Tourists were sardined a few blocks away

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The presidential cortege was significant. It went on (notice the suv with a popped hatch)

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and on

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and on. And then it went on some more, but I got tired of clicking.

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The black ambulance style car looks scary, but even scarier is the creep-o-van behind it. I later saw a few of similar cars outside our building – they were crazy eery, for inside was a full-size cubicle, complete with gray cloth pinboard and fluorescent light overhead. I can’t describe the look very well, but I did not have the nerve to take a picture. It was almost like a portal into a dreary office somewhere, but in a shiny black van.

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They found a primo parking spot for the two limos

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Some flesh was pressed

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You probably saw the rest on TV

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And away they went. From the looks of it the logistics of this were mind-blowing and the price tag was significant.

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Ground Zero After Osama

I work at Word Trade Center 7, so on the day after Osama got iced here’s what I saw.

There were more media trucks than I’ve ever seen before.

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Some tv journalists broke apart from the pack and cornered some construction worker

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Some small entrepreneurship has taken place

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“Talent” (a jargon term for talking heads and other on-camera personnel) was striking poses and emoting all over the place

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Cops were reluctantly serving as tour guides

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Construction workers were having lunch

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Some more small business ventures

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And some more “talent”
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My favorite part was a small collection of support personnel sitting in trucks with open doors, surrounded by blinkenlights, going around their business

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ground zero media circus after osama

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Nom nom nom

ground zero media circus after osama

The New Blogging Manifesto – Or a 3 Ways (4 Ways) To Make Blogging Easier

I noticed that twitter sapped much of my blogging mojo, and I am not happy about that. Wasting a perfectly good photo from my iphone on a twitpic feels painful: it takes an extra effort to view it, and a triple effort to annotate. Here’s my message to Twitter: images should be seen but link urls should not. It’s the other way around, you wildly successful jerks.

Castrating my thoughts with a character limit is unpleasant as well. How much information do I need to sacrifice for the ease of posting? Twitter is like Procrustes, a Greek mythological dude who would chop off the legs of his guests to fit the length of his bed. Twitter’s procrustean limits mess with my procrastination. See, a painful pun like this is impossible on Twitter.

Facebook has much saner character limit and link/image handling, but I really don’t want to place my junk in the “walled garden” of “a host of a party who goes through the pockets of the coats his guest hang up” (I don’t remember the source of the second metaphor, but I like it a lot). I got tired of twiddling settings every time Zuck’s army decided to opt me into yet another privacy nightmare. I dumped my old account and created a new one that I only use for work-related testing and development.

So, over the weekend I redesigned deadprogrammer.com. Here are my new rules for blogging:

1) The blog post input form goes on the front page. I’m basically aping WordPress’ P2 theme. Having a post form staring you in the face instead of being a few clicks away is amazing. It changed the way WordPress developers blog, and I’m hoping it will do the same for me (it seems to be working).

2) Big images. I’m tired of small images. The screens are big, the bandwidth is cheap, almost everybody has a fast connection, my camera takes amazing pictures that lose much of their life when squeezed into 600 pixel width. Then New standard width is 1000 pixels.

3) The P2-style post form is the first step on removing friction out of posting. But that’s a topic for another post – I need to keep my missives manageable. I’ll break things up: there will be pithy posts, and medium length ones, and then there will be long David Foster Wallacian ones (I just need to figure out the best way to do footnotes).

4) Facebook and Twitter will get posts from my RSS feed. That’s all they are good for.

Old City Hall Station in NYC

If you board a number 6 train at Brooklyn Bridge station on the downtown platform, look out the window, shielding your eyes from the fluorescent glare as the train, screeching like a banshee, returns to the uptown platform, you can catch a glimpse of the fabled Old City Hall station.

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For years conductors used to sweep the train cars ejecting people trying to take a look, but these days you are allowed to ride the City Hall loop, and if you buy a Transit Museum membership and be lucky enough to score a ticket, you can tour the station in person.

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You can gawk at the vaulted ceilings,

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see the remnants of tar from WWII blackout on the skylights.

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Take in the atmosphere. It’s eery.

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The brass chandeliers no longer have beautiful carbon filament lamps (which can be purchased for about $20 a pop), but are almost as dim.

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The passing trains produce a deafening noise navigating the roundest piece of track in NYC.

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There are more skylights and more tar (they used to be completely covered in it because of wartime considerations.

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The lobby does not have the original ticket booth, but there are no turnstiles ether. Your metrocard is no good here.

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Things are a little shabby, but the abandoned station is pretty well preserved and restored. It’s truly a pity they don’t use carbon filament bulbs.

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The combination of modern trains and the ancient station is unsettling.

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It’s freaking magical.

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Yep, the protagonist of the novel “From Time To Time” could use for time travel.
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And then they bring out a special wooden bridge, and it’s back to modern times.

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The twitterification of the blogosphere

This particular train of thought went through my mind a bit too often lately:

1) Hey, here’s a good idea for a blog post
2) Nah, I’ll just tweet it
3) Hmm, I can’t fit it in a tweet
4) Maybe I’ll just tell my co-workers at lunch
5) Nah, they won’t appreciate it.
6) Oh, hey, here’s another good idea

Think of all the saved bandwidth!