Oy, Fuggedaboutit.
Now, this is a grocery that both Hershel “Krusty the Clown” Krustofski and Pedro “Bumblebee Guy” Chespirito could enjoy.
Author: deadprogrammer
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Only In Brooklyn
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Jeff-O
Jeff Bezos from Greznte, Slovakia has a scary Amazon wishlist featuring “Special Forces Guerrilla Warfare Manual”, “Total Resistance”, “150 Questions For A Guerrilla”, “On Guerrilla Warfare” and “Everyman’s Talmud”. Please don’t buy him anything. He’s probably up to no good.
Jeff Bezos from Seattle, WA who works at Amazon.com, is known for his laugh and Austin Powers costume likes Aunt Lizzie’s Zero Carb Cheese Straw Bites so much that “[his] mouth is watering as [he writes] this”. I bought a box of them too, and Jeff did not lie. They are pretty damn good. I wonder, if I’ll buy him something from his wishlist, will he send me a “thank you” email? Then again, he must have a better discount than I do…
Also sometimes he time-travels.
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My Life At Penetrode or Is It Good For The Company?
Every morning the metal handle of the hallway door at work gives me a good ‘ol dose of static shock. This has been happening for the last four years. And only now I realize how “Office Space” this is.
There must be hundreds of other people on my floor who get that same static shock every morning. I wonder how wide spread is it. Do you get a daily dose of static shock from a door handle where you work?
Maybe it’s some form of thought control. Or maybe they generate electricity that way. Who knows..
I am so ordering my red Swingline…
I am thinking about starting a protest website GAA – “Geeks Against Annoyances”. The top 4 things on the agenda will be:
1) Wall warts
2) Cheap Ass Go Off Every 10 Minutes Car Alarms
3) Fluorescent Lamps Of Death
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Linkages
* An old report from the majestic shores of Lake Bill.From the land where Asperger’s is almost a requirement.
*Some wear DKNY, but I wear DSNY. CityStore is the only place that has it.
* You can buy almost anything on the web. I think I am really going to enjoy Vegemite that I recently ordered from Everything Australian
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Non DEA
My wife bought me a bottle of Sesame Street© bubble bath. Here’s the back of the bottle.
Now I can’t stop wondering what Drug Enforcement Administration version of bubble bath would be like. The non-DEA bottle has Cookie Monster on it, the DEA one would probably have Bert.If it’s not that DEA, which DEA is it? Dance Educators of America? Data Encryption Algorithm? Department of Elder Affairs?
Oh, wait, wait. False alarm. It’s not an unsolvable mystery. DEA stands for Diethanolamine. But come on, this is not the DEA we all know and love.
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Not The Sandwich Kind
It’s that time — new inductions into Deadprogrammer’s Hall Of Heroes.
Ellen Ullman
site: http://archive.salon.com/21st/feature/1997/10/09interview.html
Reason: For being close to the MachineAndrew Prihodko
Site: http://prihodko.com/
Reason : for being able to get great ideas and do something about them.
