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Cloak and Chef's Knife
Sat, 10/02/2004 - 00:31 — deadprogrammer
A few days ago I saw the funniest ad while working out. It was a recruitment ad for the CIA and its tagline was "Why work for a company when you can serve the nation?" I almost fell from the treadmill. I am pretty sure that they wanted to do "Why work for a company when you can work for The Company", but then decided that not everyone would understand the humor. Intelligence community slang always cracks me up. They could do an ad spot with a dude looking for a place to send his resume and getting the response "No Such Agency". I wonder if chefs call their school "The Company". I own a book called The Professional Chef's Knife Kit published by that CIA. I also know a guy that owns an official CIA chef's knife (which is very cool), but I can't find one online - searches for CIA and knife return very wrong results. |
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