Wow. Now I know it’s almost future. The company that is building my promised flying car has a stock symbol – MLER.PK.
Month: March 2004
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Channeling Alan
I finally broke down and bought one of those random vintage photo albums on eBay. The one I got used to belong to some Long Island family. It’s full of very cool pictures. The one on the left is from an album, the one on the right is a famous picture it reminded me of:
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Worm Sign!
Every day around 3:40 a red suv drives by our building. It probably has a giant set of speakers with trumendous bass output. We know it passes by because it produces a strong thumping sound that resonates with the walls of the skyscraper. It’s not very loud but feels very weird.
As long as sandworms do not appear I guess we are Ok. But on the other hand what if that is not a sound system but a Tesla oscillator?
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It’s The Amazing
Drinking Game Official Rules! Take a sip of 10 year old Talisker when:
* Kathy writes about her 133t project management skillz
* Kathy writes about her 133t fencing skillz
* Kathy writes about her 133t money-making skillz
* Kathy writes about her cleancut good looks, a nice manner, and looking good in simple, well-made clothes and overall l33t classiness
* Kathy writes about her super 133t real estate skillz
* Kathy crunches some numbersTake a small gulp of 18 year old Glenlivet when:
* Kathy crunches some numbers on what it costs to raise a baby
* Schmenkie makes an appearance
* A digital representation of deity’s name is saved from possible printing out and defacing by replacing letter “o” with a dash
* The devil takes the form of Kathy’s brother in law makes an appearance
* Noah’s digestive system is discussed
* It’s a tale of two bathroom storage towers or some other piece of well made furniture
* Parents-in-law make an appearance and do something “unfuckingbelievable”
* Mormon fiasco is mentionedTake a big gulp of 25 year old Talisker when:
* Laundry Butler makes an appearance
* Noah’s status at college is described as “godlike”. Whoops.
* Something is enveloping Kathy like a cloak -
Only In Brooklyn
Oy, Fuggedaboutit.
Now, this is a grocery that both Hershel “Krusty the Clown” Krustofski and Pedro “Bumblebee Guy” Chespirito could enjoy.
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Jeff-O
Jeff Bezos from Greznte, Slovakia has a scary Amazon wishlist featuring “Special Forces Guerrilla Warfare Manual”, “Total Resistance”, “150 Questions For A Guerrilla”, “On Guerrilla Warfare” and “Everyman’s Talmud”. Please don’t buy him anything. He’s probably up to no good.
Jeff Bezos from Seattle, WA who works at Amazon.com, is known for his laugh and Austin Powers costume likes Aunt Lizzie’s Zero Carb Cheese Straw Bites so much that “[his] mouth is watering as [he writes] this”. I bought a box of them too, and Jeff did not lie. They are pretty damn good. I wonder, if I’ll buy him something from his wishlist, will he send me a “thank you” email? Then again, he must have a better discount than I do…
Also sometimes he time-travels.
